Don't Mess with Farmers
A State Trooper stops at a ranch in rural Iowa and talks with an old Farmer. He tells the Farmer, "I need to inspect your Ranch for illegally grown drugs.
The old Farmer says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."
The old Farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.
The old Farmer immediately throws down his tool's and runs to the fence,
"YOUR BADGE!! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE, SMART A$$!!!"
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